if you zoomed in on my skin to the molecular level you would discover that all my atoms have been replaced with videogames
im gonna meet the guy i met at dreamhack tonight??? like we clicked rly well at DH but im still NERVOUS AS FRICK
a necromancer is just a really late healer
“you’re too late, doc, he’s…he’s already dead…”
*cracks knuckles* i didnt get my medical license revoked for nothing
i like idea of a necromancer that can bring back the dead but doesnt know how to cure the living so has to wait for someone to die before bringing them back
“hey doc do you have any splints I think I fractured my ankle”
*cocks gun* no but I’ll do you one better
…sure
umm i broke up with him 7 months ago aha
nothing happened really i just felt that he wasnt what i wanted for the rest of my life, were still friends though ^^
i tried to replicate that one video but this happened instead
i came home from working at dreamhack yesterday it was dope as shit
i was hoping i would forget my crush over DH and oh boi did i forget about him. i hooked up with one of my colleauges like day 1. then i found out on the last day that he had a girlfriend so uhhhhhhhhh shit
How the hell is Blackwatch the stealth unit? You have
Gabriel “No stock 4 shot shotgun” ReyEdgelord
Cowboy Whistle McGlowstick, in spurs no less. With a revolver. And COWBOY BOOTS
A Loud Irish Anime Nerd who watched Film Theory’s DBZ episode and said “bitch please”
And LED Ninja Man with his Magical Glowing Dragon that requires a 500 decibel yell to activate.
Anything can be stealthy as long as you kill all the witnesses
sry everyone who followed me during e3, this isnt a very active blog these days lmaoo
but lemme update everyone else a bit on ma life
im almost finishing up my first year at the game assembly, its been hard and stressful but in a few days im finally free for the summer! so glad i chose this school tbh
im gonna work at dreamhack this weekend, gon be dope
i have a crush who friendzoned the fuck out of me thats great
getting a new tattoo early july im so stoked (my second “big” piece! (and by “big” i mean medium ish idk its big for me all my previous ones are really small (honestly i like bigger tattoos more than small, not sure i wanna get more small ones?)))
uhhh what else o yeah i only play widow in overwatch shes the only fun hero sue me on this one
It wasn’t meant to be. You’re not missing out. Your life has different plans for you.
the new assassins creed dont feel like ass creed at all. just call it something else and go
The Four Horsemen of the E3pocalypse:
Death: Battle Royale,
Pestilence: Always Online,
War: Multiplayer,
Famine: Lootboxes
